Is anyone here a racist?
I've had too many babies. Man I've had way too many babies.
Oh SHIT I just quoted Adam Jenkins.
I don't believe you. No. No it's not true. No. I don't believe you, bitch. It's because you don't speaka da truth... you only speaka da lies.
Yes... I hope you have swine flu
CALM DOWN
your feet need underwear.
me: don't reply to this message to keep inboxes of others involved from filling up with junkeys / Alex: you have 1 inbox
haha what a mind fuck... that was fun
you remind me of this girl i know named Britt Irick
REALLY I DIDN'T FART
life has so much red bull!
I'm glad you and Joe are like... together. Because then I get to see both of you at once... It's like getting reeses peanut butter cups with your ice cream!
this message is from the desk of dinosaurs
hahaha yeah.....u lil dork
YAY clothes.
It feels like poop.
no don't get that horny excited!
Caroline: If you have a medical condition that requires you to eat continuously… Chris: It’s called Chubbyism
Don’t fall asleep into your laptop
Caroline: If you have a medical condition that requires you to eat continuously… Chris: It’s called Chubbyism
Britt: Chris, can you buy me a teleportation machine?
Chris: If you buy me a time machine, then sure.
Britt: fine I don't need your charity
I had a dream I was eating chicken and I woke up and my earplug was in my mouth.
It was like, a little piece of plastic. It wasn't like SHIT.
I have a hoebag of dum dums
are you tryin to fart on me?
if i get fondled pain will be involved
peace out sista we'll take care of this later
Dr. H: How's your fake tooth doing?
Me: It's doing fantastically!
Dr. H: Hey, next time one of your friends gets one of their front teeth knocked out, you be sure to send them to me, okay?
Me: Okay.
Dr. H: Though i guess you don't live in West Virginia, do you?
Me: [Laughing,] no.
Dr. H: Aah I shouldn't make fun. Did you know toothpaste was invented in West Virginia?
Me: No, I didn't! Was it really?
Dr. H: Anywhere else, it would've been called "teethpaste."
John: I wish I was like Sarah... hear a song once and remember it for the rest of your LIFE... Yeah you're just trying to act nonchalant... Sorry was that weird? Britt: Yes, John, you used the word right. John: I am a redneck... Frank: turn around. John: I am not PHYSICALLY a redneck, I'm more of a brown-neck... Sarah, I really think I broke my hand... Me: I'm sorry! Britt: I broke my toe! John: we should mate.
I was trying to see if it would stink. It did.
me: mine's all natural
Jalessa: mine's is too. Naturally alcoholly.
me: mrrrr.
Jalessa: This is why you don't just roll out of bed to come eat with Jalessa. Your hair is sticking STRAIGHT OUT.
my teachers were like shoot for the stars but i didn't want to shoot for the stars i wanted to shoot for the MOON.
me: will you feel the back of my head?
Jalessa: NO I'M EATING
Aww she's mad at me!! Christina! I WUVV YOU CHRISTINA!!!
She looked at us like we were weird and SHE had pink HAIR.
it's like a boy looks at her and he's like "mm, she's thick" and then she turns around and he's like "what happened???"
What boyfriend you don't have a boyfriend you have a little debbie product
they have me afraid to sleep they say i am next
right now it's Jalessa time, so VJ needs to pick a number.
IT'S JUST LUMPY BREASTS
what can I say? I'm an underwear girl.
Nope, I need ALL my mirrors because I look at myself in SO many different ways because I'm SO cool! [she isn't concieted, it's just funny]
I miss you and can't wait til the fall semester, I can't wait to pick with you and for you to drive me nuts next year.
this scares Jan.
wait, i didn't know your religious views were actually 'food'!?
it means camille smells like teen spirit. expired, recalled teen spirit.
John: shrapnel. Britt: AAH IT STUCK TO HIM. It's on his nipple.
John: Think of it as an oil tanker, only holding something that's good for you. Britt: A milk truck? (John goes crazy.)
You're full of... (checks out bottle) Nothing! And that's why you're lying.
That's not drool wif my mouf full...
I wish I was like Sarah... hear a song once and remember it for the rest of your LIFE... Yeah you're just trying to act nonchalant... Sorry was that weird? Britt: Yes, John, you used the word right. John: I am a redneck... Frank: turn around. John: I am not PHYSICALLY a redneck, I'm more of a brown-neck... Sarah, I really think I broke my hand... Me: I'm sorry! Britt: I broke my toe! John: we should mate.
I NEED A BIB
Do you have any gas? ...I need gas. Do you know anyone with gas? ...'Cause i really need some gas. But if you have gas let me know... because i really need some gas.
vans and trucks. they need so much. it kind of sucks. so i won't touch. the truck is expensive! it needs lots of gas. and while it is pensive, they don't always last.
P.S. dont think I spelled Jakub right
It sucks when I forget my own name
I have very little time for elective reading, what with my academic work and drug use.
If you (or anyone you know) is ever in an accident, please, try to get a witness. This guy rear ended me and now he's lying and saying I backed into him! It's a real mess.
Ma: Anna, seatbelt please. Anna: I HAVE A CHEESECAKE Britt: yeah THAT's going to keep you from flying out the windsheild
