stop quoting Anna.
You're not a little girl anymore Sarah. You're a man.
say yes say yes. SAY YES.
How much time are you spending with me. Ignore [name] (SARAH: psh who is [name]?)
Absolutely no tanning booths! someone could lock us in and we would become bacon.
i am an aspiring juggler. Can he juggle? no he can't. that means i win. and i think i could take him in a fight too.
thank you for stating the obvious (i would walk all over [name]'s ass in a beauty pageant - my talent would be juggling and i would beat his knife throwing, he would give himself a boo boo)
dump [name] and marry a monk, there's nothing physical about them
I must admit, i do not understand your ratio of popped popcorn to unpopped popcorn
That popcorn must have been extremely airy
like your last letter to me, which had only six words in it - come on sarah, do you know how much this electronic postage costs?
hows that for smokin'
what are you doing/what are you hopes/desires/dreams/what was the last thing you ate?
i love you very much, if i had to choose between you and a cheeze sandwich i would go for you
your dearest sister,
Hank
Sarah, what is this? I would push an old lady off a building for you, and you can't even make me a sandwich?
while i cannot condone dreaming of boys, dreaming of gumi bars is very acceptable.
I win because I look like sunshine.
If you keep it up, next thing you know you'll be waking up in a tub full of ice missing a kidney.
If you want i can leave a bag of flaming dog crap at this "nursing school" character.
i love you more than i love my pedicure (in all its manliness)
Arnold Schwarzenegger - check out my arm fat weaklings!
(like oops i stubbed my toe, "OMG the universe hates me," *throws tantrum*)
this is me not writing to you
Ma: Anna, seatbelt please. Anna: I HAVE A CHEESECAKE Britt: yeah THAT's going to keep you from flying out the windsheild
I also want you to know that I left an oatmeal creme pie on the kitchen table. I want you to take it, but only after you have completed over an hour of exercize, of course, what did you think i just wanted you to eat it and forget about it? do 50 situps... fatty
ps how is Britt and... more importantly, Lady
mellow out? I'm not mellowing out EVER./ i know that balance is the key to everything, but getting really in-depth into soemthing is more interesting. so i may not be pefect, but it's funner [...more fun]
oddly enough it is less about the rubix cubes and more about the juggling and ERS and capitalism
did you want to hear about how I have now eaten a marshmallow frozen
by liquid nitrogen and have held flames in my hand or i have visited
the EPA, VT, UVA, a water treatment plant, and a waste water plant.
The lynchburn water treatment plant is amazing, I'll show you pictures
eventually. It is 8 stories high and we were climbing on little
walkways around these huge 8 story vats of water. I was also standing
on a tube that pumps 600 gallons of water per second when it opened
up. It sounded like thunder and I fell off. We also are using these
amazing chemistry machines and we analyzed doug's hair (like in a drug
test) for protien intake.
I saw the same pattern on a wall and I got happy.
OH that reminds me, the most important thing of all that happened.... I bought yellow sunglasses. I know, you're jumping for joy right now. Well, now that I have mentioned the sunglasses, i am pretty much done.
I can essentially die happy now.
Love you - write me back and tell me of your various experiences.
Anna
Do you remember all the purple balloons I named Walter? And then KILLED?
What are you talking about, sun? That's not why I wear sunglasses! What is this concept?
Me: He thought he was a kitty cat and he was like 10 ft tall! Anna: That's unusual. (Long pause) How did he fit in the grocery store?
Get silly.
Are you quoting me online? You know, people can copy me then.
[Lady is our dog] Lady do you wanna wear my sunglasses? Oh you're so fuzzy. You're such a good girl (x10)... You're an amazingly good girl! You are the cutest thing there is...
Sarah, you can't cuddle with cacti. You're going to come home with little band-aids all over and we'll be like what happened and you'll be like I thought it was a fuzz ball!
you were this brown hairy girl
it's like a vending machine AND YOU GET TO PICK: F4, that's ho-hos! F5...HO-HOS! C4... ... expolosives.
I would hire you to be a model but we already own you.
AWW LOOK SARAH she looks like she's been taxidermied!
WHAT FRUIT WILL THEY SHOW US NOW?
...after your awful awful lies that must be SHOT (we were arguing over a quote from "The Lion King")
I AM listening to you. I'm just scared... of the mailman.
Oh my god FUCK YOU ... INCINERATE!!!!!!!!
What's in my underwear drawer? OH MY EXTENDED ESSAY!
