Seize the day! Life's all a stage! Chinese food!
i never know the rules of steaks- i always ask for normal, because i don't generally care- but i don't want to burn my rarities
the poetry is good, but when rhyming occurs i go crazy
Well i'm like that sometimes. i'm like cell-phone jesus.
He just breaks everything he touches.
He's also a lesbian.
well that is probably a good flower, unless it is a bad poisonous flower. but it is probably a good flower
it could be honeysuckle of POISON
if i don't stoplight my car sometimes it would just go flying off a cliff.
i wouldn't want you to either because you'd always be fighting with yourself and never hanging out.
chitty is shitty with a c.
SRAW was my SARAH pronounced really fast and yellingly.
i make it a rule to type with plastic gloves when my fingers are bloodied.
I'm glad I don't belong in West Virginia
Eeyore was probably this guy going through a terrible divorce and his wife never allowed him to see his kids... and he knew he was a terrible drunk at some point...
They were just cleaning up the disease in the basement.
me: Britt thinks I'm crazy. Rob: I didn't realize that was up for discussion.
When I'm in the back seat i sort of just gnaw
Rape juice is the best name for a wine shop ever.
Until I smoked that pomegranate a few days ago...
Those are some BIG holes...
Don't be insulting my foil wrappings!
Will: What's that, a mosquito bite? The bobcat penetrates in mysterious ways. Rob: You are now pregnant with my children.
neither robs nor rob-princes ever look thrilled
he is simply content not to yell angry things or run away
wonderful (true to my word, i quoted every word!)
i would like some waffles- i don't eat much here except for wooden desk corners and aluminum cans.
hope britt's visit to see you was nice, unless you can steal and text from his phone when you are miles apart.
annnnd done.
I miss you lady
me: okay! i'm working on making my background rotate and turn a million colors and speak to me... Rob: well good. you better!
I HAVE NO CONCEPT OF THE PARROT CONTENT OF YOUR NOSE.
photography is a lot of madness about directions and movement in pictures.
i can always open up my scedule for sarah - with or without parrots in her ears and eyes.
they do surround me with creepy people at school, but i am working my way out of the creepy people.
there's not much to tell- he was friendly. but also dead. and naked.
gut nacht
GNAWR
i'm glad- cheering up is what i do, and so if i didn't do it then it wouldn't be what i do. and angry is no good, but i'm glad you are better.
i got some positive vibes from his corpse.
you are a spinach.
you sound like you are really sad for reasons- i see no large capital letters or strangities. i hope you feel happy soon too.
nerve damage is pretty creepy- i've had nightmares about nerves messing up my body.
if you can't fit in my bleach container, i'm sure there's a home for you behind my posters, or underneath the 'u' key on my keyboard.
I have read life of pi- those animals aren't farm animals so much as zoo animals, but also theoretical constructs to confuse and bite the reader.
CHILDBEARING
g and q are housing small mice. but they pay rent, so i don't mind. i also rare...ly use them, especially because they squeak when i type.
i was a very quiet summer camper. i wasn't as interested in all the activities, and i couldn't go home, so i would sit and read books.
i think maybe a brain rotten in bits could be a good brain too. a good brain for brain bread! (like banana bread, but obviously with brain)
that sounds vaguely unfriendly. and i don't think i saw you toothless. but you never know- it could have added to your strangities from when i first met you.
i didn't have much to do at summer camp, so reading happened.
me: Slush mush! Robert: indeed.
i use most words, even if they aren't words.
hmm- well i don't remember when or if i told you that, but i suppose if i did, sunflowers would have been involved.
hrmm- well slush.
I have no great stories to tell. There once was a man from kentucky, who flew to japan on a business trip. And then he came back.
I won't eat them, but i may try to make banana bread sometime with less scary bananas. That might turn out really scary even so though, since my imagination sees a piece of bread with bananas sticking out of it.
the horrible was not something that included me too much, but it was just a very tense thanksgiving where everyone was really angry at everyone else. and i just ignored things and ate food. new years was good. and more salad.
I miss your clorox as well as sandwiches
hello- are you in this area- i want to see you, since it has been several months. come find me somehow.
i hope your brain is still relatively intact, wherever it may be, and that yugoslavia is still relatively intact, wherever it may be.
i live in my usual house with my usual phone and friday
